Paris Hilton Unveils Latest Hollywood Celebrity Accessory



Paris Hilton has finally found her spiritual self and has vowed to discard the porn films, drugs, partying and jail stints once and for all.

Paris has unveiled her latest accessory.

No, we are not talking about her new fat hunchback midget of a boyfriend but a "real Buddhist monk" or what seems to look like one.While a spiritual awakening may take Buddhist practitioners and monks whole lifetimes to acquire, Paris has done so in just one afternoon.

Paris and her Monk

The bizarre duo were spotted wandering around Rodeo Drive, taking time to pop into a luxury shoe shop and a five star hotel for some enlightenment therapy.

The walkabout event was witnessed by approximately 350 agency paparazzi photographers and 28 news crews.

The former porn model and ex-heiress who has slept with a reputed 12,000 people so far seems to be finally reaching enlightenment and celebrated her spiritual journey by splashing out on a pair of $8,000 shoes at the Rodeo Drive shop.

Later on Paris and her "guru" sat down to read a book called "The Path to True Enlightenment" and the Hollwood celebrity appeared to be listening intently to what he had to say.

She was then told to reach "enlightenment" by handing the monk some spiritual sustenance -- his huge fee.

The Daily Squib has researched what the 'monks' name is and has found him registered in a Hollywood classified magazine as: "Bodhidharma Buddhist Monk for Hire from Tibet."

His real name, however, is Brad Tooley from Lake Elsinore, Texas, a former chicken farm worker and convicted felon.

Looks like Paris and her "guru" have more in common than previously thought.

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